Here are defintions often dubbed as gayman's term (hihihihihihih):
Cigarette: A Pinch Of Tobacco Rolled In Paper With Fire At One End & A Fool At The Other.
Marriage: It’s An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master…
Divorce: Future Tense Of Marriage
Lecture: An Art Of Transferring Information From The Notes Of The Lecturer To The Notes Of The Students Without Passing Through “The Minds Of Either”.
Conference: The Confusion Of One Man Multiplied By The Number Present
Compromise: The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.
Tears: The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Will-Power Is Defeated By Feminine Water-Power.
Dictionary: A Place Where Divorce Comes Before Marriage and Success Before Work
Conference Room: A Place Where Everybody Talks, Nobody Listens & Everybody Disagrees Later On.
Ecstasy: A Feeling When You Feel You Are Going To Feel A Feeling You Have Never Felt Before.
Classic: A Book Which People Praise, But Do Not Read.
Smile: A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight. Yawn: The Only Time Some Married Men Ever Get To Open Their Mouth.
Etc.: A Sign To Make Others Believe That You Know More Than You Actually Do.
Committee: Individuals Who Can Do Nothing Individually And Sit To Decide That Nothing Can Be Done Together.
Experience : The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes..
Philosopher: A Fool Who Torments Himself During Life, To Be Spoken Of When Dead.
Diplomat: A Person Who Tells You To Go To Hell In Such A Way That You Actually Look Forward To The Trip.
Opportunist: A Person Who Starts Taking Bath If He Accidentally Falls Into A River.
Optimist: A Person Who While Falling From Eiffel Tower Says In Midway “See I Am Not Injured Yet.”
Pessimist: A Person Who Says That O Is The Last Letter In ZERO, Instead Of The First Letter In Word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser: A Person Who Lives Poor So That He Can Die Rich.
Father: A Banker Provided By Nature.
Criminal: A Guy No Different From The Rest… Except That He Got Caught.
Boss: Someone Who Is Early When You Are Late And Late When You Are Early.
Politician: One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections And Your Confidence After.
Doctor: A Person Who Kills Your Ills By Pills, And Kills You With His Bills.
Office : A Place Where You Can Relax After Your Strenuous Home Life
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