Geisha 101: Heto na ang sagot....

Heto na.. Heto na.. Heto na... waaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa! (baliw)

THis is the first wave of questions... Follow ups will be accomodated on the next post :D

From: Camilleeee

1. pag natutulog ka ba, nakapikit ang mata mo?

Syempre naman! Pero may times na dilat ang mata ko pag tulog.. lalo na pag natutulog ako sa station ko!

2. ilan ba ang unan na gamit mo?

fetish ko ang unan. i have 15 sa bed ko... different sizes and shapes!

3. pag smart kba, mean ba nun, nde ka globe user?

Ako smart ako pero may globe din! depende mare kung may cellfon ka! heheheh

4. kung yung isang tao, nag-u-urinate, tapos half-way through bigla siyang namatay, magco-continue ba silang mag-piss o mag sa-stop sila?

Tuloy pa rin ang ihi nyan mare.. yung iba nga may ebs pang kasama!

5. kapag ba yung fork gawa sa gold, tatawagin pa bang ’silverware’ yun?

Korek! Kahit gold pa ang platings nun mare, gawa pa rin lahat sa silver yun! Unless, 100 % gold ang material, pwede na nating tawaging goldenware!

6. paano mo idedescribe sa bulag ang color orange?

If I were to describe the color orange to a blind person, I would take his hand and make him feel ponkan because ponkan is orange in color, and this will give him an idea of what the color orange is.” (kinopya ko lang yan)

7. bakit yung mga numbers sa telephone pababa pero yung numbers sa calculator pataas?

Sinadya yun ng imbentor mare para sa mga bulag. Sa calculator naman, ginawang pataas yun para di magamit ng bulag! Dahil kahit anong pindot nila di pa rin naman nila malalaman ang sagot!

8. bakit yung vanilla ice cream white pero yung vanilla extract brown?

Honga! Flavor lang yun! hahahah pag sinabing vanilla ice cream di yun gawa 100 % sa vanilla. Flavoring lang yun!

9. kung yung electricity nanggaling sa electrons, yung bang morality nanggaling sa morons?

HAhhahahah wala akong masabi! Pag nagkataong galing nga sa morons, lahat ng moral at immoral baliw!

10. nakakita naba kayo ng “do not walk on the grass” signs?? e pano ba nakarating yun dun kung walang aapak sa damo?!?!

Bwahahahha maloloka ako nito! Galing sa hangin mare.. galing sa hangin!

11. ang uod, pag namatay, inuuod din ba?

HIndi! Dahil hindi kumakain ng uod and uod!

12. Bakit si Donald duck walang pants pag mglakad, pero pagkatapos niyang mag shower tinatakpan pa niya pang ibaba niya ng towel?

Oo nga noh? Hindi ko napansin yun ah.. bakit kaya? :(

13. bakit di nagkaka split ends yung armpit hair natin?

Sorry di ako maka relate mare.. wala akong buhok sa parteng iyan :D

14. diba yung lotion may kulay? e bat kapag nilagay mo sa balat mo di naman nag kukulay balat mo?

Tyndall effect ang tawag jan mare.. :D

15. nakakasuot ba ng glasses ang isang taong walang tenga?

Ay oo! may nakita na akong ganyan! Tinatalian nya mare :D

FROM: MisyeL

16. Anong main reason bakit ka nagbablog?

I have been blogging during the time na hindi pa uso ang blogging. I started in 2002 with a not so public space in the web to pen down my rants at hinanakit. DUn ko rin nilalagay lahat ng galit ako to almost everything, anything and anyone. Then comes friendster blogs. It was then revised to a more sensible one like posting articles that have been declined by our paper due to its explicit contents. hehehe Lately, i blog because i want to ease the boredom in my workplace. (Haba ng sagot yun lang naman pala)

17. Anong nagpapasaya sa buhay mo ngayon?

Maraming bagay ang nagpapasaya sa akin. Simpleng bagay. Tulad ng mga nadadapa sa daan, natitisud, at mga taong tanga! (bad)! Pero higit akong pinapasaya ng aking pamilya, career at pagiging geisha :D

18. Bakit ang tequila masarap daw kapag may worm? (yan ang pinaka gusto kong itanong mare! hehehe!)

Ahhh yun ba! Ang tequila ay galing sa mexican cactus. Totoong may worm sya prior to bottling it. Ang worm ang nagpapalasa nito at nakakatulong ito sa pagpapadali ng fermentation process!

FROM: Alphasensei

19. who among the dead celebrities would you want to raise from the dead and have dinner with?

I want her to be Princess Diana.

20. why?

Because i want to talk to her about Prince William.

21. what three questions would you ask him/her?

I'll ask him if her son is physically gifted, kung pumapatol ba ng geisha at kung papayag ba syang maging jowa ko ang anak nya!

22. what do you think would he/she answer?

HINDI! heheheheh :D

FROM: MARU

23. “What role did your family play for you as candidate for Bb. Pilipinas-GAY?”
Well, my family’s role for me is so important b’coz there was the wa- they’re, they was the one who’s… very… Hahahaha… Oh I’m so sorry, Ahhmm… My pamily… My family… Oh my god… I’m… Ok, I’m so sorry… I… I told you that I’m so confident… Eto, Ahhmm, Wait… Hahahaha, Ahmmm, Sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever b’coz I’m only 17 years old and ahahaha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the taf 10. Hmmm, so… but I said that my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.

Janina tabi ka jan! Sa akin tong tanong na to! Shooooo...

Being a geisha in this country had never been an advantage for the federation. Stereotyping is still rampant and uneducated men and women are larger in number than those that understand why we exist and the purpose of our existence. When waters are tested, whenever i need comfort, whenever i need answers to my physical and emotional chages, whenever i shed tears for every break-up, my pamily, my family has always been my fortress. They have been very supportive and undertanding through all these years.

This crown is dedicated to my parents, especially to my mama and papa! :lol:

From: Camilleeee

24. anu sa tagalog ang…’cake’..’remote control’….’stapler’ at ‘toothpaste’?

Hahahahha nakakabaliw tong mga ganitong tanong! Nag research pa ako ha! Pero wala talagang tagalog counterpart ang mga words na yan!

FROM: Ayel

25. Musta buhay-buhay?

Ayus naman po kuya :D

26. Panu ka po naging Geisha?

Nasa tyan pa lang po ako ng mama ko geisha na po ako. Hanggang ngayon po nagtatalo pa po ang mga iskolar tungkol sa pinagmulan ko. Pinagdedebatehan nila kung biological ba or acquired and aking sakit. (sakit? hehehe)

27. Masaya ka po ba?

hayy naku kuya! super saya! Kaya nga gay eh kasi laging happy :D hehehe wanna join the club? heheheh joke!

FROM: Cliogoddess

28. isa lang tanong ko, san tayo makakahanap ng lalake?

Bwahahah kaloka! Marami sa cubao mare pero hindi ka safe dun! Kung gusto mo may mga suki akong pinagsawaan. That is, if gusto mo ng second hand :D hehehehe

FROM: Linglingbells

29. ilang taon ka na?

I was born July 7, 1987 so that makes me 21 this year :D (ayan alam nyo na birthday ko.. regalo ko ha)

30. ilan na ang mga naging ka-relasyon mo?

Naku! Buking ako nito ng lola ko.. i had 5. All of them are serious. The longest was 2 years and the shortest was 1 day :D

31. may pera ka ba ngayon, pwedeng pautang???

Marami. Lahat ng pera ko nasa pictures na! Kung gusto mong mangutang e-print mo na lang :D heheheh

From: Impaktitangdyosa

32. do you think your beautiful?

I am beautiful inside and out. (bang! bang! bang!.. patay!)

33. do you think your intelligent?

If intelligence was based on medals and awards, I am! But it it were to be based on diskarte, I'm not.

34. if you answered yes for this two, then what makes you a lesser person?

I think being shy and private made me a lesser person. I maybe loquacious on the web but I have been overcoming my instances of dead airs. :D

From: Randomdemeanor

35. when did you discover your true identity?

A geisha identity is not discovered. ANo yun? Treasure hunting? It was learned in time. When i started to notice men's physical appeal, i then knew i am not one of the mens dahil pinangarap kog magkaroon ng mens (menstruation) :D But i totally undertand my existence when i was in high school.

36. given a chance to fall inlove with a girl, who would it be?(please describe the characterictis or virtues that you would want that girl to have)

I have no one in particular or in specific pero when it comes to qualities marami. I want her to be independent, yung tipong palaban (amazona?), at hindi maarte. Dapat may sense of humor at intelligent! Comprende? heehhehe

37. pila’y sweldo dra?

Ok ra pod mare :D secreto... yung basic is maliit pero lumalaki sya sa mga allowances at iba pang incentives.

From: Lilmiz

38. sinu-sino mga naging girlfriend mo?

Marami akong friend na girls. As a manner of pack, babae lahat ang mga childhood barkadas ko. Pero lover na babae wala! Hindi ko na try. AT wala akong plano. May mga babaeng nagpapadala ng loveletter dati pero tinatapon ko lang :D

39. bakit nagsisimula sa letter A yung alphabet? sino nagdecide nyan?

Aba wala akong alam dyan! Tanungin mo si maam! hehehehe Sa tingin ko it traces back its history to ancient times. The order of the letters of the alphabet is attested from the fourteenth century BCE, in a place called Ugarit located on Syria’s northern coast. "A" na talaga ang una sa alphabet nung time na yun :D

40. how would you describe the color blue to a blind person? (ahaha MG, isdatchu? )

If I were to describe the color blue to a blind person, I would take his hand and make him feel ice because blue is a cool color, and this will give him an idea of what the color blue is.

From: thelostme

41.) anu n ‘yung tungkol dun sa onlline newsletter?

Ahh yun ba.. magaling ka kasing magsulat. Pwede ka gumawa ng newspaper mo :D

From: Maldito

42. kung bibigyan ka ng isang parte ng katawan ng lalaki, ano ang gusto mong dilaan?

Hmmm hehehhe nakikiliti naman ako sa tanong na ito! Seriously, gusto ko nipples... nipples mo :D

43. Spit o swallow?

Never tried nor tasted it yet. May threshold ako pag alam kong malapit na! hahahaha Pero if ever, spit pag pangit. Swallow pag love ko :D

44. Kung pappapiliin ka ng mga lalaki dito sa blog na gusto mong madate, sino ang top 3 na nasa list mo?

Hala! Patay ako nito! Syempre kasali ka dun! Pero hindi ka top 1..hehehhe joke! Ayoko hiya ako....

From: Randomdemeanor

45. ano sa Spanish ang AIR CON, LAP TOP, MP3, at diskman?!!! nayayyaya!!

Kadusil ba ani oi! PEro salamat sa sponsor ko... heto ang sagot marimar! CON DEL AIRE, TAPA DEL REGAZO, MP3, Diskman.. nagrereklamo ang babelfish nyan!

From: Ate honey

46. what makes you tick?

Mare ano yun? hmmm i think pag tinraydor ako mare... dun ako nagiging epidemic at toxic :D

47. what was your greatest regret? (if ever lang meron)

Regret? ang dami! Pinagsisisihan ko kung bakit hindi ko inalagaan ang tiyan ko... nagsisimula na syang lumobo :D huhuhuhu

48. if you can change your first name, ano ipapalit mo?

If ever, gusto ko Verenicci! Yeah seriously! :D

From: Reginne

49. Pag umiihi ka ba nakaupo?Ü

Depende sa sitwasyon mare.. kung tipong nagpapa girl ako at nagpapacute uupo ako.. pero pag di na kaya ng pantog ko, nakatayo ako. heheheh

50. Gusto mo bang mag-asawa ng BABAE?

Hmmm.. bilat? ayokong mgasaliota ng tapos. Pero if i were to decide now, NEVER! That's the last thing ever that i will do!

51. Ano ang ireregalo mo sa 1st birthday ni Dindi?

Nag-iisip pa ako ng regalo mare.. naku malapit na pala yun! Pag nag resign ka, alam mo na kung saan ako hahanapin. Dito--->>>>> Geisha Diaries. :D

From: Haze

52. Agree ka ba sa pre-marital sex?

Basta may sex agree ako. Kahit ano pa yun! Hehehehe Moral standards could sometimes be a hindrance towards achieving world peace. (ano daw?) And pre-marital sex is one factor that helps avoid war. Malay mo wala palang butas yung partner mo! Di ba war yun?

From: Joy

53. pag umiihi kba nakatayo o nakaupo?

Depende sa sitwasyon mare.. kung tipong nagpapa girl ako at nagpapacute uupo ako.. pero pag di na kaya ng pantog ko, nakatayo ako. heheheh

54. sang-ayon kaba sa kasabihan ang baklita pag walang anda walang papa?

Hindi. Seriously, hindi lahat ng lalaki pumapatol sa bakla for monetary reasons. Others are for the sole reason of sexual gratification only geisha could give. Pero its a fact na pag wala kang pera wala kang lalaki. That is if your brain is empty! :D

55. diba dapat pag baklita ka handa ka sa anumang consequences meron ang isang relasyun para di mahurt at malurky ang beauty?

True. I am classically conditioned that not all homosexual relationship lasts for a lifetime. I had few partners but letting them go is not that hard for me. That is because i am looking forward for that time. I knew it will come at iiwan akong kayakap ay unan! :(

From: Camilleeee

56. kung papalarin kang magkaron ng 3rd ‘eye’? san mo to ilalagay? sa noo?, sa pisngi o sa siko?

Gusto ko sya ilagay sa likod ko para makita ko kung sinong may pagnanasa sa akin.

 

To be continued......