A (wo)man without paint is like food without salt

Ang daming nangyari for the past days and week.

And i felt like i'm not part of it! Any of those events in the history of mankind! I felt like being left behind by hundred years for my lacuna! Too late for regrets! The damage has been done. Severe if we'll lay it bluntly!

I've missed everything. The daily rants i hear from my client, the irritating voice of the vietnamese and asians, the british accents of my fave brit shoppers and the usual bloghopping i did from work! And part of me was longing for it!

Na miss ko ang beerday ni kadeteng kalabaw. Hindi tuloy ako nakasali sa inuman sessions. Ang pagiging adik ni Wei. :lol: Sana sabay kaming nag pot session! Di man lang ako niyaya! Ang pagtaas ng timbang ni Ate Misyel. Damot kasi. Di shini-share and foods nyang yummy sa mga gutom sa Africa.. hehehehe :D Ang pagiging kuya at lalaki ni Random. Umamin ka na kasing bakla ka! :p And mga sexcapades ni kumareng Clio sa baby damulag nya. Buti pa sya may boylet. Ang pakikiisa ni LilMis para sa mader earth nya! Hindi ko sya nanay!  Nagpatay pa sya ng ilaw! Tsk tsk tsk! Ang mga birit ni professional heckler na political isyu! Ang multiple choice ni Verna tungkol sa labandera nyang si Gloria. At marami pang iba!

Teka bakit nga ba ako nawala?

Hear then these accusations and my sentiments. :lol: Restday ko normally martes at wednesday. Dahil stressed at wasted sa work minabuti kong mag file ng leave until friday. For four days na wala akong pasok, narating ko ang pinakadulo ng pilipinas at ang ibang bansa. Oo. Seryoso. In my dreams. :lol: And on these days off i was able to relax, sleep, have sex fun, and sleep. Syempre kumain din ako. Sabado na nung bumalik ako for work, pero di pa rin ako maka pag update dahil lasing ako at lupaypay from wrestling! Wrestler po ako mga kapatid!

Pero lubos kong ikinagagalak (naks lalim) ang pagiging pranka ni Maldito (maldito nga sya) sa mga babaeng kanyang narinig sa si-ar! Wondering tuloy ako kung bakit nauso ang make up. Bakit nga ba at pano? History lesson tayo.

The earliest historical record of makeup comes from the 1st Dynasty of Egypt (c.3100-2907 BC). Tombs from this era have revealed unguent jars, which in later periods were scented. Unguent was a substance extensively used by men and women to keep their skin hydrated and supple and to avoid wrinkles from the dry heat. The women of Egypt also decorated their eyes by applying dark green color to the under lid and blackening the lashes and the upper lid with kohl, which was made from antimony (a metallic element) or soot. It is believed that the Jews adopted the use of makeup from the Egyptians, since references to the painting of faces appear in the New Testament section of the Bible. (more)

Kaya naman! Dahil wala akong magawa ngayong araw na ito, sinikap kong e-make over ang aking self without the hassles of irritating make up on my sensitive skin at no expense. At ito po ang naging resulta ng aking pagsisikap.

Danica Sotto?

Kaya mo ring gawin to!

Pero i dare my men blogmates to make use of this tool para malaman nyo kung ano hitsura nyo pag naka make up! Go! And lets have those women judge kung sino ang pinakamaganda sa inyo!